For ten years he had spent his days sitting squatting kneeling or crawling on floors in houses offices shops factories and restaurants.
Carpet fitter puns.
He stepped out for a smoke only to realize that he had lost his cigarettes.
In the middle the room under the carpet was a bump.
Underlay underlay underlay what do mexicans put beneath their carpets.
He retraced his steps and saw in the middle of the room under the carpet what appeared to be a small lump.
It was two tyred.
Warning oc what does a mexican carpet fitter say to his donkey when he s late.
This week s puns and one liners take the theme of wall jokes.
This week s puns and one liners are on the theme of carpet jokes so they should cover quite a lot as normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality a friend of mine is a carpet fitter.
Along one wall are flat pack built wardrobes and chest of drawers in middle.
He proceeded to take his hammer and flatten the hump.
In the middle the room under the carpet was a bump.
He stepped out for a smoke only to realize that he had lost his cigarettes.
Ten years of his life cutting and fitting carpets for other people to walk on without even seeing them.
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Eddie was a carpet fitter and he hated it.
I went to the house where the inventor of the toothbrush lived.
He popped outside out for a smoke only to realise that he had mislaid his cigarettes.
Nor are puns the only form of carpet humor not by a long shot.
There are some carpet stories out there too a carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.
When his work was done.
As normal don t expect too much hilarity or originality i left my bike beside a wall the other day and it fell over.
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.
There was no plaque on the wall.
Police think it was the work of rug addicts.
No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack smokes he said to himself.
A friend of mine is a carpet fitter.
Got home and someone has stolen all the bits of carpets and the mats.
Dennis a carpet fitter had just finished laying a carpet for mrs branch.
Chest of drawers can be removed for the fitting but she is reluctant understandably to start pulling flat pack furniture around.
Ten years of his life cutting and fitting carpets for other people to walk on without even seeing them.
When his work was done no one ever appreciated it.
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Eddie was a carpet fitter and he hated it.
